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GABRIELE STEINHAUSER

One in four children in Hunts Point has asthma—an epidemic GABRIELE STEINHAUSER blames on environmental racism.

Flavor Of The Week: CAN’T TALK NOW, MOM – ALL TIED UP

CHRISTOPHER BROWER

For Mother’s Day, CHRISTOPHER BROWER confesses in a letter home that he dated a dominatrix.

Mugger: Bill of Wrongs

RUSS SMITH

Even Clinton’s fans don’t like the phony, second-rate version of the former president now on display.

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This Week: The Strand bookstore employees (and others) tell us what they really think after last week’s cover story. And they don’t sound too happy. Plus, a Clinton supporter calls out Mugger’s Obama bias; and an Armond fan.

Maakies

TONY MILLIONAIRE

No Town

TOM O'DONNELL

Underworld

KAZ

Sign Language

CAERIEL

Greed Racer

ARMOND WHITE

The first of the summer blockbusters, add a high-definition gloss to a capitalist product with no trace of movie magic

Falling Asleep

ARMOND WHITE

A pastiche of visual cues and exotic locales don’t add up to a surreal cinema experience

Smug Alert

ARMOND WHITE

A self-righteous social satire about an attempt to curb urban racket

Soldier On

ARMOND WHITE

By focusing the ambiguity of the conflict, Nick Broomfield reveals, at last, the true emotional impact of the Iraq War

In Charm’s Way

MARK PEIKERT

Jean Dujardin is perfection in French spy spoof ‘OSS 117’

Hop on Pop

MARK PEIKERT

A teenage prostitution ring preys on parents. It’s less fun than it sounds.

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